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[inthejunk]

"You've reached Hanamura Yosuke's-um. Mobile. Thing. Since I'm not picking up I must be off fighting some crazy war here in scary future wastelandia, I guess. ...So please leave a message. If I'm not dead, I'll call you back soon."

Comments

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[whatsupcroc]

Hey Yosuke! I'm going to be out of town camping for a while, maybe a week or two. I just wanted to give you a heads up in case you came looking for me and couldn't find me!

Stay safe and I'll see you in a little while. Catch ya later!

Re: text;

[inthejunk]

B CAREFL abt RADIATION!

[whatsupcroc]

Good advice, if kind of random! We'll be careful with radiation, thank you!

[inthejunk]

O.K. Have a safe jrny.

[whatsupcroc]

I will I absolutely won't stop believing

Woah~!

[inthejunk]

huh?

[whatsupcroc]

Oh my gosh have you never heard any Journey? They're a band in America! From back in the 80's mostly but you hear their stuff in films through to my today and the 90's aren't that long ago for you, are they?

[inthejunk]

Woah. You came from then?! I don't thnk I shld tell you...?

[whatsupcroc]

What! No, no holding out on me Yosuke, talk right now!

[inthejunk]

I CAN'T its weeeird.

[whatsupcroc]

Weirder than time travel, multiple worlds, and the stuff they serve down the street from the apartments?

[inthejunk]

MAYBE what've U been eatng?

[whatsupcroc]

Oh like I can't see you're dodging! Yosuke come oooooooon!

[inthejunk]

O.K. O.K. It's June 22. 1994.

[whatsupcroc]

That's like three years ago.

... Wait. What is June 22nd, 1994?

[inthejunk]

My bryhday. (･_･;

[inthejunk]

BIRTHDAY

[whatsupcroc]

Oh my gosh no way I've been flirting with a three year old!? My life's over!!!

Dude tell me about the 2000's are they awesome for real or not?

[inthejunk]

It dpnss on how U feel about peace and ecnmic prosperity. And I'm oldr than U are! Gimme a bre...ak...wait flirting??

[whatsupcroc]

To be fair if you've never heard of Yeerks you're not from my future but --

Are you serious you never noticed? You're as bad as everyone except Oz and Al!

[inthejunk]

How many guys R U flirting with?

[whatsupcroc]

Hello, I flirt like I breathe, for all the good it does me! Let's be real here. It's more fun that way!

[inthejunk]

It's unusky for grls!

[whatsupcroc]

Unwhatsky?

[inthejunk]

UNUSUAL