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[inthejunk]

"You've reached Hanamura Yosuke's-um. Mobile. Thing. Since I'm not picking up I must be off fighting some crazy war here in scary future wastelandia, I guess. ...So please leave a message. If I'm not dead, I'll call you back soon."

Comments

[whatsupcroc]

How many states are in the United States, that you know of?

[inthejunk]

50 states and 6 territories. What grade U think I'm in?

[whatsupcroc]

I don't even know if you have the same grades we do!

Oh, yeah, so basically those 48 main states are like the whole size of most of North America. There's no room to either side for neighbors! Just on top and below. Like a sandwich!

[inthejunk]

What?

[whatsupcroc]

Countries! America gets topped by Canada, and Mexico bottoms for us.

[inthejunk]

But Las Vegas nt beside?

[whatsupcroc]

Vegas is a city in Nevada, which is next to California, and like, 4 hours outside of Los Angeles/LA!

[inthejunk]

How mny KM is that?

[whatsupcroc]

How many KM in a mile?

[inthejunk]

UH close to 2 I always frgt. We never use them? .62?

[whatsupcroc]

2 nd .62 are way different but uh if it takes 4 hrs and you go 65mph at minimum then that's like 280 miles so either 560 km or... something

[inthejunk]

Srsly??

[whatsupcroc]

what's the point in pulling your leg!

[inthejunk]

That's HUGE. U kno that right?

[whatsupcroc]

what your leg or your ego (jk)

I know! California is big enough, you can drive for way farther than that if you want to go between like, LA and San Francisco or if you get up to Portland in Oregon and stuff. We're 3000 miles wide! Which is maybe 6000 km or whatever, so big!

[inthejunk]

Aa u kno.

California

[whatsupcroc]

talk big, better walk big too buddy!

like California. CA does everything large and lanky!

[inthejunk]

it sounds gr8. Do U surf?

[whatsupcroc]

i dunno do u bungeejump?

[inthejunk]

not on purpose. What have U heard abt Tokyo that I haven't??

[whatsupcroc]

no wait back up how do you accidentally bungee jump?