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[inthejunk]

Hanamura Yosuke. I can't answer right now, but if you leave a message I'll be sure to get back to you!

Comments

NV Virus | (Awkwardness in its rightful place now!)

[runebladeknight]

Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...

Re: NV Virus | (awesome!)

[inthejunk]

WHAT?

...Who IS ths?

NV Virus | (Will this be more or less embarrassing for him when he finds out this is a girl?)

[runebladeknight]

What are you talking about?

[Yep, clueless for the moment.]

Re: NV Virus | (Tough call! Probably more, though.)

[inthejunk]

Me? Wht are YOU tlkng about?!

NV Virus | (Awesome! Everyone wins! Except Yosuke)

[runebladeknight]

What do you mean, what am I talking about?

Re: NV Virus | (that's about how his life always goes!)

[inthejunk]

I dn't even KNOW you why wld I wnt 2 knw who you...uh. Why wld you tll me smthng like tht?!

NV Virus |

[runebladeknight]

Something like what?

... And would it kill you to type properly?

Re: NV Virus |

[inthejunk]

THIS:

"e;Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age.../quote

AND DN'T TLL ME WHT YR AGE IS I DN'T WNT TO KNW!

NV Virus | Voice (Look out, Yosuke)

[runebladeknight]

[Okay. Give her a few moments to be utterly horrified. And to check all of her recently sent messages, and put two and two together.]

[And because texting would take too much focus now, you get to hear who this is, Yosuke. And it's a girl! And she doesn't sound like she's that much older than you are.]

[And as angry as she does sound, there's no yelling and screaming. More of a chilly, vicious tone. It's really rather scary. Not all of it is meant for him, actually. But oh well.]

Okay. Listen. [That word comes off very much as an order. Because it is.] That may have been sent from my NV, but I did not send it. I would never discuss such details with a complete stranger, or even with anyone. So we are going to let this matter drop. Understand?

Re: NV Virus | Voice (why are girls all so terrifying)

[inthejunk]

Uh. Y-yeah, I don't have anything else to say anyway...ma'am.

NV Virus | Voice (they just are; besides, she has extra practice from being a general)

[runebladeknight]

[Still a chilly tone.] Good. And update the virus protection on your NV. I'll be doing the same.

Re: NV Virus | Voice (well, crap.)

[inthejunk]

The what? Are we supposed to have that? Oh, man...

NV Virus | Voice

[runebladeknight]

[She sighs in exasperation, even though this virus still got through on NVs with protection. Like hers. But she's mostly just still put off by that horrendous text it decided to send on her behalf.] It seems like something important to have, doesn't it? Especially after an incident like this.

Re: NV Virus | Voice

[inthejunk]

But since when do phones get viruses?