inthejunk | Pipipipipipi

Hanamura Yosuke. I can't answer right now, but if you leave a message I'll be sure to get back to you!

I'm not! I was like 19 last time I died, right? So if we split the difference I'm at least 17 and a half.

But do you remember being 19?

Of course not. It hasn't happened yet.

Then it doesn't count!

It does count! Everyone else remembers!

[Your face doesn't count.]

OK! Well maybe somewhere out there, there's a version of me that's 20 years old. I think I'll say I'm 18 and a half, then.

No one will ever believe that. I tried it once before.

Of course they didn't believe you! It sounds stupid!

I didn't say the alternate universe thing. Just the part about being 18.

How did Uryuu get away with it? He's had a fake ID forever!

Shika too. [Glumly.] Do you think they would tell us if we asked?

Don't you think I tried?

You probably did it wrong. Let me try...

[And so he does.]

It won't work!

[Uryuu had better not tell Yosuke when he would never tell him!]

[Do't worry, it's highly unlikely. Also, he's on a mission now, he'll bicker more with you later. Don't set the building on fire again, alright?]

[You put one wrong thing in the microwave and everyone thinks you're going to set the whole building on fire forever after!]

[...It could probably happen to anyone. But since you're the only one who ever got caught? Yes.]